Once a boy asked God!
"is it wrong to sleep with
a girl before marriage?"
Gods Reply!
"No, it is not"
Fact: but the problem is
you guys don't just sleep!
What I Feel!
I Feel someone stands
beside me
but no ones there..
I feel someone holding me
but no one fits my hand
I feel someone weeping my tears,
but no one touches my face
I feel someone calling me
then I Look around
but
no says my name?...
I Shouted!
"Who Are You?"
Then I saw a leaf falling
now I realize why
I'm looking around, yet not looking above...
Its God who never
leaves me even though
I Almost forgot
HIM
Best Gift
The best gift you can ever give...
For your friends:
Honesty
for your enemy:
forgiveness
for your parents:
thankfulness
for God:
Your Life....
My Marriage Cremony
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Marriage Ceremony:
1. A rite w/c shoube be amended by adding a line to the groom’s questionaire:
“And do you understand that from this moment on, you will be always wrong?”;-)
2. A rite w/c a clergyman should perform free…
2. A rite w/c a clergyman should perform free…
don’t they say you shouldn’t profit by other people’s mistake?:-D
My Career Ended!
How careers are ended?
Priests are defrocked.
Priests are defrocked.
Lawyers are disbarred.
Drunks are distilled.
Singers are devocalized.
Salespersons are decommissioned.
Orchestras are disbanded.
Jockeys are dismounted.
BVD company will be debriefed.
Composers will decomposed.
Wrong Bus!
A drunk boarded a bus, knocked over bags & briefcases,
finally fell on a seat beside an old woman. “Mister,”
she said angrily, “I hate to say it,
but you are going straight to hell!”
The drunk leapt to his feet, “Jesus, I’m on the wrong bus!”
The drunk leapt to his feet, “Jesus, I’m on the wrong bus!”
Fairytales is true?
Fairy tales are more than true,
not because they tell us dragons exist,
but
because
they tell us that
dragons can be beaten.
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