Once a boy asked God!
"is it wrong to sleep with
a girl before marriage?"
Gods Reply!
"No, it is not"
Fact: but the problem is
you guys don't just sleep!
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Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
My Marriage Cremony
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Marriage Ceremony:
1. A rite w/c shoube be amended by adding a line to the groom’s questionaire:
“And do you understand that from this moment on, you will be always wrong?”;-)
2. A rite w/c a clergyman should perform free…
2. A rite w/c a clergyman should perform free…
don’t they say you shouldn’t profit by other people’s mistake?:-D
My Career Ended!
How careers are ended?
Priests are defrocked.
Priests are defrocked.
Lawyers are disbarred.
Drunks are distilled.
Singers are devocalized.
Salespersons are decommissioned.
Orchestras are disbanded.
Jockeys are dismounted.
BVD company will be debriefed.
Composers will decomposed.
Wrong Bus!
A drunk boarded a bus, knocked over bags & briefcases,
finally fell on a seat beside an old woman. “Mister,”
she said angrily, “I hate to say it,
but you are going straight to hell!”
The drunk leapt to his feet, “Jesus, I’m on the wrong bus!”
The drunk leapt to his feet, “Jesus, I’m on the wrong bus!”
Pregnant Q!
Monday, November 29, 2010
Why is it
when women
get pregnant
all her friends rub
her belly and say:
"Congrats"
but nobody rubs the mans
penis and say
"Good Job"
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